i just wanna soil my oats bro
smell my finger.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
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He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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