Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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