Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
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Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
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I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
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