is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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