So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Randomize
