i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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