Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
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thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
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Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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