spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
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