Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
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I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
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I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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