barbara walters just said penis...
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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