i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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