literally had 100 drinks last night.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
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I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
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Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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