I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
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