I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
You made out with two different species that night
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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