I don't think brook has ever known best
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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