Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
we should paint friendship bongs
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