matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
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At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
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yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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