yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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