my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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