its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
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Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
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Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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