I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
She told me I should be a condom model.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
my poor anus
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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