in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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