I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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