What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
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Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
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Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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