Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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