Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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