Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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