Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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