Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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