Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
ugly people sure do ruin things
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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