have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
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