Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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