ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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