I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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