Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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