Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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