I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
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