Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
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You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
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Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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