my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Even my vagina gasped.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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