I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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