Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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