I didn't shave. On purpose
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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