Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
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weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
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What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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