I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
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You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
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It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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