I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
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when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
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K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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