weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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