Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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