And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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