It's Friday. Sex?
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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