normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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