So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
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dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
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Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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