Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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