I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
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people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
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Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
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