I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
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Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
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I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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